SYTYCD Summer 2009 Awards

In light of the end of public auditions, we would like to recognize some of the more esteemed auditioners for the Summer 2009 So You Think You Can Dance season.

Best Costume: Geo Smith


Oh yeah. You go Geo. For once, someone shows us a style of dance that we haven't seen before on the show and it's good. Not to mention, you appear to have been working out, and anyone who can rock a headpiece that looks like Tweedee Bird is nesting on your head deserves the "Best Costume" award.

Sluttiest Costume: Wislande Letang



Oh Good Lord. It looks like her little cropped T-shirt is actually trying to escape from her body out of embarrassment. Her routine was so out of the $2 strip club that I actually wondered whether she was just stopping by on her lunch break and was disappointed that the SYTYCD auditions didn't include the option of a pole prop.

One Who Should Have Gotten Through: Nathan Trasoras



Yes, Nathan will be on in the Fall, but I can't wait to see lil' Jailbait here show us what he's got - dancing, I mean. Pervert.

Most Delusional: Christopher Carrozza


Whackadoodle here seems to be under the impression that he's some sort of hippie/cool cat. I went to many, many Dead shows and wore tye dye for several years - I even modeled in a national tye dye catalog (there were such things during the 80s revival) and I've got news for you, Mr. Needs-A-Bath, you are no hippie nor are you a cool cat. What you are in a caustic bitch who dances like my two year old nephew. New style of dance my ass.

Creepiest Siblings: Brynelle and Xavier Blanton


If people constantly think that you and your sister are dating, maybe it's time to stop holding hands. Nuff' said.

Coolest Siblings: Ryan and Evan Kasprzak


The Blantons could take a few cues from Ryan and Evan on how to be close siblings without screaming incest. It, of course, helps that Ryan and Evan are each supremely talented and, lo and behold, dance really well together.

Most Confusing: Nick Salzman


Seriously, Nick, what's your problem. Here's some RAID for that monumental bug up your ass. While I have long been annoyed by the judges' Katie re-vote last year when Katie failed to confirm that there was no limit to her tolerance for rejection, I was all with them when they gave you your walking papers. It's not our fault that you're bitter and out of shape. Oh, and shaving? You missed a spot.

Favorite Bad Contestant: Dmitrious Bistrevsky


Yes, Dmitrious, you sucked. But I appreciated the fact that you were somewhat suspicious that you might suck. It says to me that your heart was in the right place. That you were going for it because you thought, maybe, just maybe, I'm being harsh on myself. Well, Dmitrious, you weren't being hard on yourself, but you did win the esteemed title of "Favorite Bad Contestant."

Favorite Good Contestant: Sammy Ramirez


Do you see that smile? DO. YOU. SEE. THAT. SMILE! I want him to be my best friend. Seriously, he makes you want to give him nice things and do things for him just so that you can see him smile (and I don't mean that in a dirty old lady way). I would love it if he were this season's Joshua.